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Title: Head, International Operations of a leading international organisation with a focus on middle east and its issues. The organisation is constantly striving for expanding its network and the position demands immense leadership skills in forging new alliances and tie ups.


Location: Transferable Job. First posting and initial will be somewhere in between Afghanistan and Pakistan.

Job Description: The incumbent will be expected to manage the international operations of the international organisation. Job involves negotiations and discussions with with tough counterparties (who are usually more technologically advanced). The incumbent will be expected to handle tough situations including innovative methods of sending out tough messages to its tough counterparts (previous methods included flying planes).

The incumbent can expect a life of adventure and purpose. Work done by the incumbent usually is front page news in all countries. Job involves travel (through tough terrains) and incumbent will be expected to live in small towns with little or no contact with the outside world - adequate protection will be given in alliance with the friendly host government.

Other Perks: Heavenly blessings for all the good work done including 15 virgins in heaven waiting on matyrdom.

Qualifications: Knowledge of all anti-American slogans, threatening words and a belief that muslims are discriminated against universally. Working knowledge of use of weapons and flying would be added bonus.

Walk in interviews will be held at an undisclosed location.