Girl:could I have hot chocolate please?
Lady: Sure .. with whipped cream?
Girl: Without whipped cream... actually without sugar either.... and only low fat milk... and not too much chocolate either....
Lady: Do you just want an empty cup? We wont charge you for it...
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So this was during the shooting of 3 Idiots in IIMB campus... One of the girls got so excited about Sharman Joshi and wanted to click a picture with him... and as luck would have it Sharman Joshi was shooting in one of the rooms next to hers.... the girl and her friend excitedly ran towards the room.... and just then Sharman Joshi was coming out and almost bumped into them.... the girl frooze.... and was so scared of asking Sharan Joshi to take a picture with her that she blurted out ... 'please can you take a picture of me and my friend?'... Sharman Joshi was bewildered... but being a good sport he obliged and took the camera and clicked a picture of the two girls he had never met in his life and walked away.... with the girl hitting her head many times over at having clicked the picture with the wrong person....
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At a party:
A: so where are you from?
B: from Kashmir...
A: oh so you are from India?
B: No from Pakistan...
A: But Kashmir is in India...
B: But I am from Pakistan and not India...
Party C to Party D: Now would be a good time to bring up the latest Arsenal scores....
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